I am always happy to accept portrait commissions - I work from a series of photos which I take myself or which you supply (top quality photos required -what you see is what you get back!)


I charge honestly by requiring your honesty... if it takes me for days to produce, I charge four day's worth of your income! If your sole source of income is from a paper-round your portrait will therefore cost less than if you are a High Court Judge!

If, however you try to cheat me, your portrait will self-destruct when you are asleep and burn your whole city to the ground...